Volume IV

Exciting Changes to the Budget

The Camelot City Council originally passed three amendments to the budget, approving the Officer Protection Program, a new Camelot Marina, and continued funding for the Pediatric Clinic and a Women's Health and Prenatal Clinic.  

       After outrage expressed by Ms. Griffen of Camelot's Feminist Majority, the council reopened the floor and voted to approve funding for Planned Parenthood.   Mayor Bibbee and Councilwoman Martin urge the citizens to voice their opinions on matters when the floor is opened to them.  If you feel the need to educate the council, please do so at the appropriate time before issues have been voted on. 

Home for Unmarried Pregnant Teachers

     Pastor Bre proposed a "safe, loving, christian" home for unmarried pregnant teens. Ms. Swords, from the League of Women Voter's supports the home. Mr. Stellwag was hired by citizens of the area to oppose the home. He argues that parking would be an issue in the wealthy area. Ms. King was against the home because it will "drive down property value."
       Councilwoman Martin brought up the point that the house is foreclosed because of a crime committed there. The fire chief was also in full support. Most residents of the area were for the idea, but against the location. The question that interests everyone is WHAT HAPPENED IN THE HOUSE? John George Haigh was a murderer in the 1940s who thought he could avoid getting caught if there were no bodies — so he DISSOLVED HIS VICTIMS in baths of acid in the home. Unfortunately, there was still quite a bit of evidence to prove he killed six people, so he was executed. The Planning Commission passed the proposal to the City Council. 

Six Year Anniversary of Camelot's Name Change

Next week marks the sixth anniversary of Camelot's beloved new name.  Camelot was formally known as Tiger Town, which outsiders sometimes incorrectly abbreviated to T-Town.  This became increasingly awkward as we struggled to shed any associations with our rival school.  Thus, through an initiative led by his adoring fans, the citizens of Camelot voted to change the name of our town to honor Cam Newton.  Cam was elected mayor the following year, and continued to serve as mayor until his tragic death in a car accident three months ago. Rest in peace, Cam Newton. 

 

Saint Cam

A Voice for the {Upper Middle Class} People {and Big Business}?

Bibbee is an avid
gun supporter

With the tragic passing of former Mayor Cam Newton, the City of Camelot was forced to reelect a new mayor at the start of this year. However, this mayor was not voted for by the people, but rather chosen among council members. Katie Bibbee promised safety for our citizens, but so far the only results have been slashing the small business owner and sacrificing cherished historic districts. While the council passed the Officer Protection Program, they failed to press the Drug Testing Issue.  Additionally, the Hotel Plaza was passed and small business owners such as Mallory Belyeu and Kisha Hardwick were left turned away. See below for a further example of Bibbee showing Big Business Might as she puts herself on a pedestal.

Bibbee placing herself
on top of her constituents