Volume V

What Happened at City Council Meeting? 

PICTURED: Pastor Bre
Does Mayor Bibbee really care?
You decide by the look on her face.

Mayor Bibbee presented about the obscene photos at the Art Museum, but does she actually care?. Mr. Buentello is the Director of Camelot Art Museum. The President of CSU brings out that her LGBTQ community is upset, and Mayor Bibbee calling it a "den of sin" is wrong.


You Painted Your House What Color?
Some citizens are calling for stricter building regulations in residential areas in response to three unusually painted houses. One lavender home owner feels that, as it is his property, he should be able to paint it whatever color he wants. Jordan Doggett, a freelance artist, feels as if neighbors need to "lighten up," about her stripped house. Painted lady house owner believes home owners have the right to change their own boring houses. There are many people that are opposed to having brightly colored houses. "This could be the way of the future. This is now!" states Sam Bullinger.

Josh Anthony's Shameless Bar & Grill
In this week's commission meeting, we can expect to hear about Mike's Topless Bar and Grille.  Josh Anthony is applying for a zoning variance to allow him to expand his kitchen into the already inadequately sized parking lot.  Several attempts were made to obtain a quote from Anthony, but he refused to comment on the situation.  Anthony doesn't take women seriously and probably would have had more respect for a male reporter.

Josh laughs at gender equality.

Dear City of Camelot,
I just wanted to publicly say I stand by my decisions in bringing the exhibit to the Camelot Art Museum. While it may seem offensive to some people, we must keep in mind that art is art. Artist have their own interpretations of what they perceive as art, and bringing a world renowned artist like William James and his paintings into Camelot is an honor. It would be unfair to cut funding for the museum just because a few people were offended by a temporary exhibit.

     Thank you, 

          Niko Buentello

          Art Director

Censorship ruins art

Fall Festival this Weekend

Come join your neighbors downtown this Friday night to celebrate Camelot's cooler weather and changing seasons. Family friendly events and games will start in the Park at 4:00 pm, with costume contest winners being announced at 7 pm. Live music and vendor booths will continue until 9. This event is sponsored by the Camelot Art Museum and the African Methodist Episcopalian Church.

EXTRA on Art Museum's New Exhibit

 Survey Responses (1 not at all to 5 very much)

To the Editor-In-Chief of Camelot Live:  
Citizens of Camelot, 
     It is with great despair in my heart that I address you today. Our local art museum is offering an exhibit that defiles the public sphere and demoralizes all REAL art. 
     I have been informed that our Museum is offering an exhibit in which there are OBSCENE photographs displayed. While I AM an avid supporter of the arts AND of the right of all to love freely and in the way which they choose, I AM NOT in support of the tainting of the community where we live, work, and where our children play.
     It is shameful that a place where I take the children of the congregation to learn about and appreciate the arts has become nothing more than a harboring ground for pornography!
     The photographs are EXTREMELY graphic in nature and it is completely inappropriate for our SPECTACULAR city to financially support such obscenity. I plan to speak at a city council meeting so that our leaders can remove this thorn in the side of our community! 
     I encourage you all to use the voice that The Lord has given you to speak out against this debauchery in our city. 
     God’s Grace and Favor Be Upon You All, 
      Minister Bri Thomas

A Letter from the Mayor:
Moral Citizens of Camelot,
       As a lifelong resident of Camelot, I have always enjoyed taking my grandchildren to enjoy the art museum on quiet Sunday afternoons. I have always been a patron and advocate for our museum for the refined culture it provides the city; however, the recent addition of a new exhibit has shaken me to my core. The museum is blatantly displaying explicit pornographic images to it's guests. When elected as Mayor I vowed to clean up Camelot and I never thought the moral decay that has swept this city would reach our home of art and culture, but I was wrong. Today I will propose to end all funding of the Camelot Art Museum because I'm here to help fund schools not smut. Join me in boycotting the Art Museum and urge your councilmen to join me in taking back your hard earned money and putting it to work for you.
      Katie Bibbee
      Mayor of Camelot  

Volume IV

Exciting Changes to the Budget

The Camelot City Council originally passed three amendments to the budget, approving the Officer Protection Program, a new Camelot Marina, and continued funding for the Pediatric Clinic and a Women's Health and Prenatal Clinic.  

       After outrage expressed by Ms. Griffen of Camelot's Feminist Majority, the council reopened the floor and voted to approve funding for Planned Parenthood.   Mayor Bibbee and Councilwoman Martin urge the citizens to voice their opinions on matters when the floor is opened to them.  If you feel the need to educate the council, please do so at the appropriate time before issues have been voted on. 

Home for Unmarried Pregnant Teachers

     Pastor Bre proposed a "safe, loving, christian" home for unmarried pregnant teens. Ms. Swords, from the League of Women Voter's supports the home. Mr. Stellwag was hired by citizens of the area to oppose the home. He argues that parking would be an issue in the wealthy area. Ms. King was against the home because it will "drive down property value."
       Councilwoman Martin brought up the point that the house is foreclosed because of a crime committed there. The fire chief was also in full support. Most residents of the area were for the idea, but against the location. The question that interests everyone is WHAT HAPPENED IN THE HOUSE? John George Haigh was a murderer in the 1940s who thought he could avoid getting caught if there were no bodies — so he DISSOLVED HIS VICTIMS in baths of acid in the home. Unfortunately, there was still quite a bit of evidence to prove he killed six people, so he was executed. The Planning Commission passed the proposal to the City Council. 

Six Year Anniversary of Camelot's Name Change

Next week marks the sixth anniversary of Camelot's beloved new name.  Camelot was formally known as Tiger Town, which outsiders sometimes incorrectly abbreviated to T-Town.  This became increasingly awkward as we struggled to shed any associations with our rival school.  Thus, through an initiative led by his adoring fans, the citizens of Camelot voted to change the name of our town to honor Cam Newton.  Cam was elected mayor the following year, and continued to serve as mayor until his tragic death in a car accident three months ago. Rest in peace, Cam Newton. 

 

Saint Cam

A Voice for the {Upper Middle Class} People {and Big Business}?

Bibbee is an avid
gun supporter

With the tragic passing of former Mayor Cam Newton, the City of Camelot was forced to reelect a new mayor at the start of this year. However, this mayor was not voted for by the people, but rather chosen among council members. Katie Bibbee promised safety for our citizens, but so far the only results have been slashing the small business owner and sacrificing cherished historic districts. While the council passed the Officer Protection Program, they failed to press the Drug Testing Issue.  Additionally, the Hotel Plaza was passed and small business owners such as Mallory Belyeu and Kisha Hardwick were left turned away. See below for a further example of Bibbee showing Big Business Might as she puts herself on a pedestal.

Bibbee placing herself
on top of her constituents

Volume III

The Budget
The net cost of the budget proposal was $8,248,436. The first item on the list that was discussed was the Officer Protection Program and Drug Enforcement Unit. The cost of that being $327,000. After that, there were two Health Department Proposals. One starting at around $680,000 and the other at about $297,000. Then, Ms. Hames introduced the Camelot Shores Project. The cost for the first year of that was $4,200,000, and then the Camelot Marina Project costing $2,655,000. It may take a couple of meetings to get the budget completely right, so please have some patience while our City Council Members vote on the final budget.

NOW HIRING!
Seeking caring, motivated individuals to work as Massage Therapists. Full- or part-time positions available. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. Apply in person Tuesday-Friday from 2pm-4pm at Camelot Adult Bookstore (43 Central Avenue in Rivertown). 
       Editor's note: Must be 18 years or older to apply.

Public Opinion Survey
Please complete the following survey.  All responses will be kept anonymous to the public, but we may use them to seek out additional opinions from you. 
https://goo.gl/forms/nBAFGQ7xyEDXfTfq1

Volume II

The City of Camelot's New Mayor
Last week, the city council elected Katie Bibbee Camelot’s new mayor, and Will Lane vice-president. Bibbee immediately stepped to the plate and led the council meeting. She reaffirmed her support for the common man and plans to "make Camelot safe again."

Downtown Hotel Plaza in the Works
The Downtown Hotel Plaza is an intuitive idea to not only bring local businesses, law firms, accounting firms, and engineering consultants together, but also to get rid of the old, rundown hotel that rents weekly to people. Instead, The Downtown Plaza will bring a hotel, a high-end restaurant, offices, shops, and even a parking garage. Minister Thomas is leading a group called “Save Pioneer Park,” which is outspoken in its opposition to “crass commercialism” that pursues its goals at the price of precious open space and the community’s historical heritage. Along with Minister Thomas is Ms. Gamble from the junior high, and Ms. Freeman, who owns a small business that would be forced to relocate. Those who support the new development is Mr. Malczewski, Ms. Bullinger from CamelotLive, Ms. Moncus and Ms. King. Struggling with the dilemma is Councilor Livings.

Mother of Four Petitions to Open Business
Belyeu, single mother of four, is seeking an amendment to Camelot's zoning ordinance. She recently graduated from Dulac Cosmetology School and wishes to open a beauty salon in her own home.

New Art Exhibit Opening This Week
The Camelot Art Museum, a public service provided to the citizens of Camelot, has received recent backlash for an exhibit featuring the work of late artist William James. His stark realism collection contains photographs of still life, nudes, and portraits. Five specific photographs, featured in a separate room with a maturity advisory, have triggered allegations of obscenity. The photographs include exclusively male models and are seen by some as offensive and unnecessarily lewd. Camelot citizens are questioning the $1.85 million annual budget provided to the museum by the city, opposing the use of their tax dollars to fund such outlandish art they claim crosses a line.

"Officer Protection Program" Debate Thickens
In light of last month's shooting, citizens from the City of Camelot have called for more protection for our police force. Contrary opinions were voiced against this Officer Protection Program, specifically the switch to semi-automatic pistols instead of revolvers. Brianna Thomas, minister of the First Presbyterian Church, believes improving the readiness with which guns can be fired may increase uncalled-for firings. She believes tasers, holsters, and body armor would be sufficient to help counter these crimes and attacks on police. Ultimately, the resolution passed with amendments.

Is our police force using Officer Kyle's death to fuel their campaign for more funding?  Do we really need our police more easily ready to fire their weapons? Or must we acknowledge that reloading a revolvers critically slows down our police force's efficiency?