Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Volume X: Camelot's New Regime

Elections and Appointments for Camelot's Future
Our new council was sworn in this week. None were heard louder than Daphney Portis, proudly declaring her passion for upholding Camlotian values.

Pastor Bri Thomas and Will Lane both ran for mayor. Thomas proclaimed she has stronger values and would not sway from them. Lane complimented his opponent and declared he would use his experience to vote in favor of public opinion. Lane utilized Selena Gomez's tactic of "kill em with kindness," ultimately beating Thomas for the position.

Many good men and women were nominated for planning commission, including both the previously removed Friday and Greene. The council, overwhelmed by a large influx of nominees, increased the planning commission to 5 members. 

The first three elected commissioners are:
Jordan Doggett, freelance artist supporting private homeowner rights
Brittany King, real estate big wig
John Greene, geographer and past commissioner

 After a run-off, President of the League of Women Voters Annie Swords and former councilman Tyler Norris secured the last two seats.

Sunday, December 3, 2017

Volume IX

New Strip Mall Approved
Unanimous approval in the council changed zoning regulations for a proposed strip mall development.

ELECTION RESULTS: NORRIS TRUMPED BY COOK  
Of the four seats up for election, here are the victors:

Seat 1: Incumbent Will Lane
Seat 2: Incumbent Caitlyn Martin
Seat 3: Unopposed Bri Thomas
Seat 7: Former Planning Commissioner Shelby Cook defeats incumbent Tyler Norris 

Seats 4, 5, and 6 remain held by Connor Livings, Daphney Portis, and Nick Skoneki.

Mayor Bibbee Steps Down
Mayor Bibbee stepped down from her role as both councilwoman and mayor and announced her dedication to her new organization, Conservatives for Camelot.  Follow them on twitter @A_New_Camelot for entertaining and extremist taglines.  Elections to fill the vacant mayor position will be held next week, chosen among the newly elected council.

"Clean House!" Entire Planning Commission Fired
Welby was quick to raise new business last month, being the first to suggest removing Shelby Cook from the Planning Commission. Cook, fulfilling her role with wisdom from her finance background, stated she strives to keep her opinion separate to follow rules and existing zoning regulation.  Friday agreed, leaving Greene the odd man out supported by the council.

City Manager Tayler Hames cleared her name of any existing corruption allegations.  She asserted the council needs to be able to trust the planning commission, but the commissioners have not been performing.  Following the cry of Will Lane, the council voted to "clean house!" and fire the entire planning commission.  New commissioners will be appointed following the swearing in of next term's council.  Luckily, Cook already has another job lined up.