Volume VI

Housing Ordinance Failed
Creative homeowners rejoice as they are allowed to paint their houses HOWEVER they want as long as it does not interfere with any singed HOA agreements.  Home Depot and Lowe's are having sales on paint through the end of this month to encourage citizens to express themselves publicly. 

Explicit Art Update
Mayor Bibbee expressed an apology for anyone who may have been offended by the fact she was offended by the art museum's obscene exhibit.  Pastor Bre took a live poll which indicated that most citizens agree the exhibit was obscene, but people still want their taxes to fund the museum.  The council voted and agreed to continue funding. 

No Breastfeeding Allowed in Businesses
The owner of Camelot Bar and Grill was granted the variance of extending his kitchen, but The Council turned down the second variance permitting toplessness. The City Manager is drafting an ordinance to ban toplessness in a business. This also means that women will not be able to breastfeed in public businesses.

Noise Ordinance 

The police chief has brought up the idea of establishing a noise ordinance. The major decided that the citizens of Camelot should vote for adopting a noise ordinance, and the majority of citizens voted in favor of having a noise ordinance. The City Council now has to decide what penalties should be put in place for violating the ordinance, and whether enforcement will be complaint driven, or the product of routine enforcement patrols. The president of Camelot State University voiced her opinion against the noise ordinance idea.

Fire Dept Fires Camelot State U
Tensions rose last month when the president of Camelot State University intentionally drove his car over a fire hose being inspected by Camelot Fire Department.  The fire chief spoke directly with the university president, and the president refused to apologize for his thoughtless act.  Fire department personnel have voted to discontinue their contract with CSU, and it is up to the Council to decide if they will accordingly force CSU to provide its own fire protection services.